the earth

homo sapiens: oop, the earth is cubic!
ferdinand magellan: eureka, the earth is just a huge testículo!
thomas friedman: phew, the earth is crazily flattened!
the next generations: huhuhu, where is the earth?
the earth (from hell with hatred): your damned ancestors! they kept on eating me. i was a cubic box at first, and then they arrived, corroded me into a damned shit ball, and then into a damned shit sheet, and then nothing left...